Well done old bean!
You’re a credit to your country for volunteering to take on Red Bull’s Great British Steeplechase, a race that will take you to new heights in running and endeavour.
This is the way running was supposed to be, over hills and dales, through streams and thickets. Tough as old boots.
You will be treading a path towards athletic excellence on a course we have engineered to challenge the hardiest of runners.
We’re looking forward to seeing you there.
Until then, may you bravely continue with your physical training in readiness for this hazardous enterprise.